I would Make our Founding Fathers Blush
Today I climbed Washington Ave. in 3 minutes, 8 seconds. This is, as far as I can know, a PR (personal record), TR (team record), CR (course record), and WR (world record). I paid for my insolent effort with 10 minutes of lung searing pain and an almost-complete loss of my will to live for a good half hour.

Whatever, Washington would have been proud.













holy crap! big money. the bar has been raised. “i can’t climb” is no longer allowed in your lexicon.
climbing iz dumb