PWNED
*to the tune of Beethoven’s Symphony no. 5 in C minor*

Pa pa pa PWNNNNNED. Pa pa pa Pwnnnnnned.
Pa pa pa PWNED Pa pa pa PWNED Pa pa pa PWNED
Pa pa pa PWNED Pa pa pa PWNED Pa pa pa PWNED
Pa pa pa PWNED.
Pa pa pa PWNED.
Pa pa pa PWNED, PWNED, PWNED.
Pa pa pa PWNNNNNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Pa pa pa PWNED Pa pa pa PWNED Pa pa pa PWNED
Pa pa pa PWNED Pa pa pa PWNED Pa pa pa PWNED
Pa pa pa pa, pa pa pa, pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa
*horns*
Pa pa pa po pa PWNNNNNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Remember the scam I wrote about a while ago? I finally saw the guy today, and boy did he look scammy. Now I can sleep tight with the knowledge that 1) there was no flat tire and 2) the world really is as bad a place as our worst fears suspect.
Did I flip out and smash his phone and kick him, like I said I would? Sadly, I did not. Did I halt in the middle of the sidewalk and scream a symphony of “pwns” at him to the tune of Beethoven’s fifth? Yes, why yes I did*.
*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to treat or cure any disease. Offer subject to 2.09% APR for well-qualified buyers with down payment. The views expressed in this lie are not those of wcuk or its affiliate blogs. The authors discloses no holdings in Homeless CrackBums, LLP, or it’s parent division, Disney Enterprises. Several kitties were harmed in the writing of this blog post.

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