Wcuk endorses Barack Obama for the presidential seat in the year MMVIII Anno Domini

hereas Wcuk is entirely unqualified to add any commentary of meaning towards this already-sour political milk jug.

hereas Wcuk has tallied the political lawn signs in his three-block vicinity with justifiable and outright cromulence.

hereas Wcuk has consulted the bones of the elders and chosen Willow as the best movie of 1988.

hereas our current president has refused, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

ithertoforth, we, therefore, the Representatives of the Wcuk, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and endorse senator Barack Obama for  the presidential seat in the year MMVIII Anno Domini.

~ by wcuk on October 31, 2008.