Fights with Aaron

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• May 23, 2008

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• March 25, 2008

I heard you had back surgery?

• February 20, 2008

Too bad.

• December 3, 2007

Baby come back.

• October 31, 2007

You come over here. I’m gonna show you what the problem is. mumbling. Stop Talking, just stop. I have had it with you. You just don’t know when to stop, do you? Unacceptable. This is unacceptable. You do not talk to me that way. THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. ICE?!?!!!!!

• October 25, 2007

Will dude, I need to take a break from homework. You want to play Cat’s Cradle? Cat’s Cradle? I don’t really know how to play that. That’s all right dude it’s easy. Even you can get this. Ha ha. All right, so I’m just going to set the initial cradle up here for you. And see. Okay. And all you have to do is grab those two X’s with your thumb and pointer finger. These two right here? Yup. Yeah, that direction right there. Just pull it out. Out. And go straight down. Down. And then up through the two middle strings there. Okay. Yup. Then all you have to do is separate your, your two fingers and then pull, pull the string out. I can let go of the string? Yup. Yeah, there you go man see. Aw, nice! It’s a pretty little diamond shape and everything. Nice dude. Isn’t that awesome? Yeah. Yeah it’s pretty cool. Sucker.

• October 3, 2007

September 12th, 2007. Dear Diary, It’s been 2 weeks now, and what a wonderful 2 weeks it’s been. Aaron and I have been getting along so well and it’s really been making me think about all the fights we’ve been having. I mean, what’s the sense of it all? The violence. The hatred. I don’t really see any reason why Aaron and I need to fight all the time, and it’s made me so happy that we’ve gotten along so well. We’ve been sharing our things…he lets me use his dvds and I even let him borrow my stereo when I’m not using it. We’re such friends now that I can’t imagine any way to continue filming our “Fights with Aaron” for my blog. I’m kind of worried about what I’ll have to tell the readers, since I know they really enjoy that column. Who knows, maybe I’ll even have to

• September 12, 2007

Oh, hey Aaron. I thought I told you we were filming a “Fights with Aaron” movie? Yeah well everybody knows we wear white t-shirts to our “Fights with Aaron” movies. It’s kind of something we do. I mean, I just thought you’d have some respect for what Im trying to accomplish on my site and actually wear a white t-shirt to a “Fights with Aaron” movie.

• August 12, 2007

Hey Will, did you see you can come in for a lube, oil and filter change, special service value 9.99? It includes oil change and filter change, installation of up to 6 quarts of quality oil.

• July 23, 2007

Hey, did you get those paper towels at the store yesterday?

• June 28, 2007

I don’t want to study for my quals.

• June 4, 2007

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