I have a PhD qualifier to take on Weds. I have to study. I am regurgitating as many posts as I can before going into full hibernation.
I made this a week ago. This ancient tablet was unearthed by archaeologists from the depths of the Mediterranean Sea. It tells the story of a very fast bike racer who fell from grace after failing to heed the advice of his wise elder, an even faster bike racer (1).
(1) As judged by 1 miss and out sprint on one night. Void where prohibited. Must be 18 or older. No purchase necessary.