The blue banner you see above should be a siren call to stop reading. These blue forebearers of nauseating dullness mark the beginning of “another boring science post.”
Just kidding. Maybe.
I hope these can be fun and informative. I wont solve differential equations to model porta-potty seat temperature. My time is much too important to dabble in linear, uncoupled equations anyways. In a shameless ploy to keep things fresh, I will occasionally post a surprise song with my science posts. Turn on the speakers, click the play button below, and let your eyes glaze over while I enrich your life.
Music playing? Great. Now consider this scientific fact: it is really hard to write about science while the SugarHill Gang is dropping crazy beats in your ears. Ergo, I will defer actual content until the next science post. Meanwhile, throw your hands in the air, and wave them like you just don’t care.