An Email Exchange with Jenks
This is the kind of mindless, insider-joke drivel I promised myself would never go onto this blog. Yet here I am, posting it anyways. I apologize in advance if you should choose to continue reading past this sentence.
Me: im in ur karaoke singing ur songs
Jenks: im in ur harvest moon pwnzoring ur karaoke
Me: im in ur coors light fermenting ur yeasties
Jenks: im in ur moonlight ale peeing ur urine
Me: im in ur milky manchester permuting ur slips
Jenks: im in ur rutger bouncing ur ass
Me: im in ur domo arigatoing ur roboto
What should you take from this? One lesson is the pathetic extent to which our lives revolve around karaoke. A second may be that one should never return to this blog again, lest one uncover more awful posts like this one. Next time I promise a more interesting post … perhaps one which shows the pathetic extent to which our lives revolve around cycling, instead.