Ask Kitteh, September 9, 2007
Your column seems to be overwhelmingly unpopular. Do you attribute this to the fact that people don’t want to ask a cat about their life problems? Is it that you go to the potty in a box? Do they hate your liberal bias and outspoken opinions on gun control?
deer willy wonka,
does u hav a choklett bar? i lykz chokletts and no dogs can has
thems. why iz no wun axing kweschuns? tehy are teh jellus of kitteh.
reemembur…hyoomins yoos teh water for potties and it herts kittehs.
i iz thinkin tehy doan’t want hairballz so tehy doan’t ax kweschuns.
when does “no” mean “yes”?
deer anonymous (frum 6 september),
no iz meen yes in too places:
(1) does u hav a roofy?
(2) does u hav a catnip?
yarly plz, kthx.
how the hell did your stupid column ever get popular?
deer anonymous (frum 8 september),
u iz get wuts kummin to u, gun kuntroll be dammed!
kitteh sayz tanks fur qwestion. pls leev moar fur next weak in comments pls? k thx bai. time fur kitteh nap…