A Reason to be Misanthropic
Have a gander at this comment from Reddit.com,
I hardly ever drink plain juice…I always dilute it to half-and-half with multi-step reverse-osmotic water. I can now taste the difference between that and tap water. Give it a try for a month and then go back to tap (if you drink tap water). I bet you can’t.
Multi-step reverse-osmotic water? Why not drink distilled water and just get right down to leeching the calcium out of our teeth? We are apes, apes with a large frontal cortex and less hair. We would fling feces at each other if not for our social norms. I say this guy would be the first to be eaten on a Lord of the Flies island. I’d sneak up on him and take a bite while his back was turned and he was busy with his multi-step water osmosis process. I’m just kidding, for the record. I do not condone cannibalism. I do, nonetheless, suspect this is the kind of whiney-piney, holistic hoot’an’nanny with which natural selection has its dirty way.
Yes, I know…free country…tastes better…what harm is he doing me…mind my own business… Thankfully, someone else responded to this guy with a comment that set the world right again,
Reverse-osmotic water? I only drink double reverse-osmotic water that is purified by fire and ice, fluoridated with angel tears and filtered through the happy dreams of young children.
I call it being misanthropic for the sake of misanthropism. Try it. It feels good.