Dear Work Computer

195 Little Albany Street
New Brunswick, NJ 08903-2681

Dear Work Computer,

I left you running all weekend to perform my experiments. I did the same with my computer at home. When I got to lab this morning, you had decided to stop working. You did not have any errors. You just decided to put your CPU usage at 0% and stop executing code. My home computer, running identical code, had all kinds of results to tell me about when I greeted it last night.

I regret to inform you that your behavior over the past weekend will result in disciplinary action.  I am giving you a demerit. What does a demerit mean? Let’s put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those. Three demerits and you’ll receive a citation. Five citations and you’re looking at a violation. Four of those and you’ll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you’re looking at a written warning. Two of those, that’ll land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

I want a results on my desk by the end of the day.  If you fail to do so, you will receive a full disagilation.


~ by wcuk on April 21, 2008.

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