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There’s a spammer on Reddit who submits stuff to the cycling group. I find his writing most interesting. It’s a tier above the garbled nonsense keywords of true spam, but below what a 2nd grader might craft when trying to write blurbs for a Colorado Cyclist catalog.
This Mongoose ShowTime Boy’s Bike is a great bicycle for the little ones. It is a great bike.
This particular item is a Mongoose ShowTime Boys Bike and can be used to get ready for the Tour de France, or as you are in a cycling race, on a trail leisurely, or just cycling in your town.
You think you just found the secret training edge of the Tour de France peloton? Just wait until you hear his rave reviews of the WeeRide Kangaroo Child Bike Seat:
This particular item is a WeeRide Kangaroo Child Bike Seat and can be used for the Tour de France, or as you are in a cycling race, on a trail leisurely, or just cycling in your town.
Hang on little Johnny, daddy has to descend the Col du Tourmalet.
Despite the fact that every post seems to be auto-generated from some Engrish catalog bot, it’s strangely mesmerizing to read post after post of this stuff. I hate to give a spammer what he wants, but the entertainment value of this site is so much higher than the downside of giving him eyeballs.
Just remember: it is important to have a nice mountain bike for your cycling trips.